| Panache Report |
| Oh Oily Butt! |
| Saturday, August 04, 2007 |
If you are anything like me, you were excited when Alli (pronounced ally) came out over the counter. Basically, this drug is a fat blocker and actually has a prescription version Xenical which is twice the strength. So I quickly went off to get a bottle to see if I could shed a few pounds.
It started off innocuously enough until I decided to go on a fried plantain binge and man! was that a big mistake.
So I had stopped at a gas station to get some beverages when I let out some gas. Ooops! Somehow I knew something was wrong. I got out the car and could feel an oiliness in my rear part. I hurried to their bathroom (which was really nasty) and there it was, a splatch of oily blob on my pantiliner. Not good. Emergency!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to go back home and change.
The moral of this story ? If you must "alli", don't go on a fried food binge :) |
posted by lala @ 10:16 PM  |
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Name: lala
Home: Memphis, Tennessee, United States
About Me: I'm an introvert. I love challenges and the "path less taken". I have discovered that life more of a journey than a destination so I try to enjoy each day. And if you've never failed at anything then you haven't tried anything outside your comfort zone. Right now, I have a love/hate relationship with Memphis. I love the city because the people are very friendly but careerwise, this place will be a dead end for me.
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